AM I DYING OR WHAT?!

It is 1:13AM and I am not going to bed yet, I've still got tons to do. BUT SOMETHING IS GOING ON WITH MY BODY! Sometime in the last 24 hours, I must have bit the left side of my tongue, because it has been bothering me ALL DAY. It hurts, it hurts, it fricken hurts! Part of me feels like it's spreading to my whole tongue, but that could just be me being all paranoid and shit. My feet still hurt from Friday, sometimes I walk with a limp (like an old school pimp). There are bruises all over the top of both of my feet, purple, angry and some don't even hurt! And just now, a couple of hours ago, I started feeling more weird. If I touch some random parts of my body, they hurt! Was it the Monster energy drink? BUT WHY? I doubt it. Oh man, I really hope my tongue fixes itself. Or else I'm not talking to anyone at all tomorrow.