queen of babble

"a...pity blow job?"
"right" i say. " i did it out of pity for him because he couldn't
come. but now i realize that the whole couldn't-come thing was just
a ruse. He was faking it! so i'd blow him! i feel so used. i'm telling
you..i want it back."
"the..blow job?" he asks
"exactly. if only there was a way i could take it back"